

Order is Masculine and Chaos is Feminine. This proves there is a God who wants us to have Order. Most humans are complete bastards left to their own devices. Most lobsters are complete bastards left to their own devices. And bingo! Here are my 12 Rules for Life.ġ Stand up straight with your shoulders straight Pinkos and wishy-washy liberals had cornered the market in cod psychology, so I guessed there must be a huge hunger for a self-help book, backed up with religion, mythology, CAPITAL LETTERS and stating the obvious – one directed at responsible, socially minded conservatives craving some pseudointellectual ideology to prop up their beliefs.
Then, with God’s help, I decided to stop feeling sorry for myself and develop my potential. J ust a few years ago, I was an unknown professor writing academic books that nobody read.
